I heard we made out
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
so much tequila, so little girl.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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