Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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