I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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