It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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