It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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