Dual....:-)
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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