He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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