trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
