Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
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