Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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