I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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