so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Randomize
