yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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