thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i already hear my dad disowning me
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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