We're facebook friends in real life
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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