i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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