singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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