im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
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