I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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