he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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