I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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