Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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