what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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