But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
vagina is talking i cant
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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