I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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