My brain says no but my pants say off.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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