Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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