I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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