The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Randomize
