I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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