THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
