She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
so much tequila, so little girl.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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