I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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