So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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