Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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