I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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