no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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