Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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