I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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