Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
