In the future we'll all be gay
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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