didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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