Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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