See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Randomize
