singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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