all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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