I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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