weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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