I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
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