She's JV to your varsity
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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