this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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