the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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